You have questions, and we have answers. Kinda.

Where were you born?

Right on this planet.

Is it hard being an author?

It is both frustrating and rewarding. It's something I recommend doing if you don't mind both ripping out your hair and weeping for joy. Sometimes simultaneously.

How long does it take to write a book?

It takes the time it takes. I don't have a deadline. As soon as the story is done, in my mind, that's when I let it out to wreak havoc on an unsuspecting world.